Jokes?!

My friend showed me a apps in his Android Phone, called Jokes, if I'm not mistaken. So I've asked him to send me those I've selected.

Now let me share with you:

• A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar, goes up and starts a small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked for her name. "Carmen" she replied. "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation.  "Who named you, your mother?". "No, I named myself" she answered. "Oh that's interesting, why Carmen?". "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" She asked. "Beersex".

• A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas." The      bartender says, " Wow! you must have had a hell of the day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife......"

• This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:......try again......again.....maybe you are just not sexy?.....one more time....hey don't force, its ugly!!!!

• You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ....o, sorry wrong number.

Hahaha, that's mostly all for the moment, there are still more to share, but I think its okay to just share this much.. Its really a nice app though.. Those with Android Phone, suggest you download it and read the jokes.. Oh and you are able to message to you friend too, if you felt like as the app provide that function. 

Alright that all for today! Shall see you guys another time.... 

Happy Valentine Day..!! To all Couple or Single.

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